Once he texted me this after Miss New York’s six week post pregnancy waiting period had ended:
So there ya go.
- He went to the DMV to try to get her a state ID card and they said no.
- He tried to get her a bank account and they wouldn’t do it because she had no proof of address.
- He tried to get her charity care and medicare before having the baby but they wouldn’t do it. Somehow his cousin with the eight babies knew how to how to get a medicare card so she could have the free doctor’s visits.
- He had been trying to show her how to drive but had to abort that mission because she couldn’t apply for a driver’s license.
Is lucky the right word? Hmmmm.....
It was all just a mess. Shallow Hal had really, really made a mess.