Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Getting Too Comfortable

Last night I went to the gym to get my workout on like I do every Tuesday night.

After the classes I jumped in the shower.  I was taking my time showering because I had a date with Mr. NYPD (more on him another day) and I had a little time to kill.  So I was standing there daydreaming, leaning against the wall enjoying the steamy hot shower, and thinking about a bunch of random shyt.  Ya know just doin' my spazzing out thing. 

I was in deep thought too.  I was so deep in thought that I didn't even realize that I had been letting out these loud azz farts.  Loong, horn blowing farts...

I think I must have been on my third or fourth fart when I realized where I was!  My eyes got as big and white as two boiled eggs.   I said to myself,


So of course I stood on my tippy toes and peeked over the shower door.  I asked myself, "Did anyone hear that?  I know somebody HAD to hear that."  I didn't see anybody but there were people in the other showers.  Damn!  I quickly let one more go, washed off, and scurried out of the shower area. 

I had gotten waaaay to comfortable up in there huh?  I guess the shower reminded me of home.  I think my body is just geared to farting in the shower at times, and automatically kicked in when I used the one in the gym.  I totally forgot where I was and was having a good old time thinking about Pretty Brown and Mr. NYPD in between farts.  Too funny.

I left the gym all dressed, and was walking down the street shower fresh going to meet my date.  Kim called me as I was walking and I told her about it.  She was literally howling. 

I met up with Mr. NYPD and gave him a kiss on the cheek. 

"You're looking very lovely tonight", said Mr. NYPD.
"Awwwww, thank you suga."

I think he was talking to my chest but who cares.  Thirsty azz.  As we walked along I chuckled to myself because he had no idea that I just had a fart fest in the shower.  At least I had got it all out before we sat down to dinner right?

Giggle.  I guess it was just another day in the life of me.  I really crack myself up sometimes.  I really do.


  1. Omg! Girl! Lol that is too funny. My mouth dropped when I was reading that. I don't even know if I fart in the shower, Never thought about it. But your little episode was just too funny.

  2. LOL!!! When I used to have a boyfriend and would stay over with him I had to subconciously remind myself not let one out in my sleep because sometimes I do. I remember I did so one time and I jumped up in fear but I don't think he heard me :-/ or if he did he ignored it. How embarrassing though lol

  3. That is so funny! I was doing that today in the classroom at the computer. The kids were watching a short video and some were laying down. One of them caught a whiff and I blamed it on the others! I was so embarrassed... bad teacher!

  4. omg i would have freaked the fuck out. i farted at work and 3 seconds later my boss came out of her office to ask me a question.. she immediately had that oh no u didnt look on her face. i couldnt do shit but laugh it off. but atleast u did it there instead of with him

  5. EOTP,

    girl, I'm guilty of this too! LOL

    I try not to get comfortable around people but sometimes you just can't help it. At least it was a loud fart and not a SBD (silent but deadly) one...LMAO

  6. Women FART...??? (Kanye shrug...) Who knew? lol

  7. hahahahaha... This is too funny... Think of it as fate helping a girl out- better in the shower with strangers around, than with the potential hottie. :)

    By the way, I love your blog. Just discovered it today from TheUnpretentiousNarcissist and your posts really hit home without being depressing because you're so funny. I'll definitely be coming back to check your posts out. :)

  8. Rofl the first time i read your blog and you're talking about farting.

  9. OMG Rembrandt is in the building!!! Whaaatttt!!!!

    LOL. I hope I didn't scare you away by my post. Giggle.

  10. Wow. I'm w/Rembrandt18. My first post to read is a fart post. I can only imagine how crazy the other posts are on this blog. LOL! I'll have to check them out.